• Mom: Why is your room always so messy?
  • Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they'll trip over something and die.
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    thatchinkk:

    cjstix:

    PRESS PLAY AND SING IT

    DO NOT PRETEND YOU DON’T KNOW THE WORDS TO THIS

    //reblog.

    ==> Hear first syllable

    ==> REBLOG AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT

    me after hearing first word

    CHILDHOOD. ♥

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    Flawless.

    OhMyGosh OhMyGosh OhMyGosh .

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    Liking someone you never intended to like.

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    wowfunniestposts:

    this blog is epic

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